25 days ago
deusx : Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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6 month ago
plasticbag : "I have my very own iPod—in my mind! I hear those little things carry up to a month's worth of music. Well, so does my mind!" - "But wait, you say that my iPod isn't wrapped up in a pretty little white case? Oh, I guess you haven't heard of a pretty little white case I like to call my skull."
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7 month ago
philgyford : This American Life: 348: Tough Room - Click "Full Episode" then skip forward five minutes for a quarter of an hour of 'The Onion's staff talking about what makes a story funny or not. (via Jane in Progress)
Rod Begbie : This American Life: Tough Room - Excellent segment on This American Life about The Onion's writing room. Skip about five minutes into the episode to find it. [via] #
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8 month ago
plasticbag : The Onion has the US election result! - Wonderful piece of satire that's in fact so wonderful it's barely funny at all. I should introduce this to the Open Rights Group people.
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gleuschk : Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 Billion Science Thing - Despite not being numbers, the letters were reportedly meant to represent mathematics too. The scientists seemed to believe that correct math was what would help make the science thing go.
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15 month ago
nelson : baby baby *luvya girl* - The song's main, and sole, lyrics, "Baby, baby, Luvya girl," are sung in a breathy male voice that alternates between a grunt and a falsetto.
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15 month ago
deusx : Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source - "Japan finds itself in crisis, with our society and culture temporarily reverting to a pre-cyberunification era"
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24 month ago
deusx : The Onion: Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars - The conceit, originating on LJ, that Spirit is a disgruntled goth, while Opportunity is an what we'd call in High School days - a "social" has gone mainstream.
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25 month ago
plasticbag : I'd Love This Product Even If I Weren't A Stealth Marketer - The Onion cuts right to the heart of the issue as usual.
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28 month ago
deusx : Backyard Wrestling Turns Out To Be Self-Correcting Problem | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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30 month ago
plasticbag : Baby, You Mean The World Of Warcraft To Me - "I have sung your praises from the mouth of the Shadowthread Cave to the Stranglethorn Vale of the Eastern Kingdoms." Not convinced by the accuracy, but loving the sentiment...
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33 month ago
deusx : Scientists Say Venom Taken From Politicians Could Provide Medical Benefits | The Onion - America's Finest News Source - ""
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37 month ago
plasticbag : Subtraction on designing the grid for the Onion redesign project - I'm really interested in grids at the moment. I think grids and swatches and styleguides and widgets are the new .psds
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40 month ago
plasticbag : Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - The Onion's in re-run territory, but what does it matter if they're all as good as this classic from the site...
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40 month ago
Andy Baio : The Onion 2056 - a special issue transported from the future [via] [via]
plasticbag : The Onion 2056 - Leather-Clad Nomads Seize Power in Australia / Million Robot Mark Attended By Exactly 1,000,000 Robots...
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48 month ago
plasticbag : Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - "A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them."
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